Get yourself and old school desk from the 50's or 60's. They can still be found at antique stores and on-line. No one has ever died from a nuke attack while hiding under one of those desks!
Top kek.
I remember one where a family was on a picnic. Mushroom cloud appears in distance. Mom, Dad and kids hide under the picnic blanket. So, grab a few blankets and/or tablecloths too. That oughta do it.
Lieutenant George : Oh, sir, if we should happen to tread on a mine, what do we do?
Captain Blackadder : Well, normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump up 200 feet into the air and scatter yourself over a wide area.
Get yourself and old school desk from the 50's or 60's. They can still be found at antique stores and on-line. No one has ever died from a nuke attack while hiding under one of those desks!
Top kek. I remember one where a family was on a picnic. Mushroom cloud appears in distance. Mom, Dad and kids hide under the picnic blanket. So, grab a few blankets and/or tablecloths too. That oughta do it.
Duck and cover, put your head between your legs and kiss your arse goodbye!
I remember. They left out the third part! 1- Duck 2-Cover 3- Kiss your arse goodby!
We did this in the early 60's also.