1 Josef Mengele Accepts New Role As President Of The American Medical Association

https://babylonbee.com/news/josef-mengele-accepts-new-role-as-president-of-the-american-medical-association

2 Newsom Demands John MacArthur The Baptist's Head On A Platter

https://babylonbee.com/news/newsom-demands-john-macarthur-the-baptists-head-on-a-platter

3 Looters Spotted Trying To Enter Mar-A-Lago After Hurricane Ian

https://babylonbee.com/news/looters-spotted-trying-to-enter-mar-a-lago-after-hurricane-ian

4 Pressure Mounting For Candace Owens To Grow A Beard

https://babylonbee.com/news/pressure-mounting-for-candace-owens-to-grow-a-beard

5 Trump Vows To Nominate Corn Kid As Secretary Of Agriculture After He's Reelected

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-vows-to-nominate-corn-kid-as-secretary-of-agriculture-after-hes-reelected

6 Opinion: Joe Biden Wandering Away from the Podium Is A Powerful Statement On Quiet, Dignified Leadership

https://babylonbee.com/news/opinion-joe-biden-wandering-away-from-the-podium-is-a-powerful-statement-on-quiet-dignified-leadership

7 Zelensky Asks Ben Stiller If He Can Put Him Down As A Reference On His NATO Application

https://babylonbee.com/news/zelensky-asks-ben-stiller-if-he-can-put-him-down-as-a-reference-on-his-nato-application

8 Not To Be Outdone By Lizzo, Beyoncé Performs Concert Wearing George Washington's Teeth

https://babylonbee.com/news/not-to-be-outdone-by-lizzo-beyonce-performs-concert-wearing-george-washingtons-teeth

9 Biden Vows Next Hurricane To Hit US Will Be Named After A Woman Of Color

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-vows-next-hurricane-to-hit-us-will-be-named-after-a-woman-of-color

10 Planned Parenthood Hires Long-Range Snipers To Perform Abortions In Red States

https://babylonbee.com/news/planned-parenthood-hires-long-range-snipers-to-perform-abortions-in-red-states

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