πΏβπ BREAKING: January 6 Committee Unanimously Votes to Subpoena Trump πΏβπ
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I read that he looks forward to it. Something about "come into my den, said the spider to the fly" - but people don't realize that Trump is the spider and these fuckwits are flies.
Great analogy. And yes, you are correct about Trump looking forward to it.
https://greatawakening.win/p/15K6JVGrif/-president-trump-loves-the-idea-/c/
Well hey MAGA, thanks. Good to hear from you. Wish I could get a cool avatar like yours, maybe a Navy anchor or something. Oh well. Anyway, keep rockin.'
EDIT: I got bit by a black widow when I was 13, working up in an attic. Man, she was a big bitch. Still have poison in my hand, it acts up every once in a while when the weather changes. I find spiders terrifically fascinating but I would rather not be around them π¬
Glad you survived the black widow! I've always worried most about the Brown Recluse spider. They are prevalent in our area.
We used to have a dock spider growing up. It was the full size of an adult hand. Frickin' huge! Interestingly, we named him Eddie. It's amazing how that took away my fear of him. With a name he became more like a pet or a friend. I never laid out on the dock though. Kept my distance and checked the corners everytime. I'm pretty sure he ate full size bass at night. LOL.
One time I was camping. As every experienced camper knows, the last thing you do after zippering up and bedding in for the night is you kill all the mosquitoes so they don't feast on you while you sleep. I did the regular routine and shut my lamp off.
As I was falling asleep I felt a mosquito on my cheek. I of course slapped my cheek to kill it. Only problem was, I cupped something big instead of splatting the mosquito!
I cupped whatever it was and threw it in the corner. Grabbed my lamp and shined it in the corner. It was a big bellied spider!
I was so pissed off I grabbed my lighter and burned that bitch to ash. I also burned a hole in my tent but I didn't care. It was worth it!