1 Jan 6 Panel Continues To Hold Hearings For Stuffed Animals And Action Figures They Arranged In Chairs

https://babylonbee.com/news/jan-6-panel-continues-to-hold-hearings-for-stuffed-animals-and-action-figures-they-arranged-in-chairs

2 Christians Finding It Easier To Stop Storing Up Treasure On Earth Under Biden

https://babylonbee.com/news/christians-finding-it-easier-to-stop-storing-up-treasure-on-earth-under-biden

3 Pfizer Insists They Did Test The Vaccine, On Over 5 Billion People

https://babylonbee.com/news/pfizer-insists-they-did-test-the-vaccine-on-over-5-billion-people

4 Last-Minute Entrant 'Head Of Cabbage' Surges To Lead In Pennsylvania Senate Race

https://babylonbee.com/news/last-minute-entrant-head-of-cabbage-surges-to-lead-in-pennsylvania-senate-race

5 Democrats Accuse Ghostbusters Of Voter Intimidation

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-accuse-ghostbusters-of-voter-intimidation

6 Scholars Uncover Lost Final Verse Of Leviticus: ‘So Anyway, All That To Say, Here’s A Killer Oatmeal Cookie Recipe’

https://babylonbee.com/news/scholars-uncover-lost-final-verse-of-leviticus-so-anyway-all-that-to-say-heres-a-killer-oatmeal-cookie-recipe

7 I'll Dispense Soap When I'm Good And Ready - Op-Ed By Automatic Soap Dispenser

https://babylonbee.com/news/ill-dispense-soap-when-im-good-and-ready---op-ed-by-automatic-soap-dispenser

8 After Brief Interview With Ye, Tucker Carlson Releases First Rap Album

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-brief-interview-with-ye-tucker-carlson-releases-first-rap-album

Woman Fakes Headache After Husband Suggests Going Up To Bedroom And Watching Extended Editions Of 'Lord Of The Rings'

https://babylonbee.com/news/woman-fakes-headache-after-husband-suggests-going-up-to-bedroom-and-watching-extended-editions-of-lord-of-the-rings

10 9 Upsides Of A Nuclear Apocaly

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-upsides-of-a-nuclear-apocalypse

...Don't Worry...

...Bee Happy...

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