I'm still trying to figure out what she actually does for a living... other than luxuriate for a paycheck, that is. I mean, I've worked in places like that, but the meetings are power meetings. You have to actually produce something of value to have anyone actually want you there. They give you a ton of free stuff but expect you take it back to your office and work.

So again, what does our affirmative action quota hire actually do for a living?

Nah, never mind. I don't need to know. I'd never sell my soul to get a job like that.