Quiet suburban neighborhood. Doorbell rang, dog went nuts, wasn’t expecting anybody. Opened anyway. Young (late 20s) black guy on porch holding some papers. Immediately think: sales pitch, engage resistance circuits. No! He’s canvassing for Republican Party! Wearing a red “Stay Strapped” Tshirt, with crossed ARs, and a red baseball cap.

I had a brief exchange, and this guy was BASED! Highlight of my day! My parting words to him? Go Ye! He turned back and shook my hand.