Time to get the real popcorn out tonight! What kind do you like/enjoy? Let's hear your special recipes/brands/tips on making your delightful bag of popcorn! It's go time!
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This is some gourmet shit!
Grab a bag of the real shit from the grocery store.
Dab some oil (I use vegetable, but sunflower is the tits too) in the bottom of a large pot.
Drop a few kernels in.
Set heat to medium high.
Let a few of them lil bitches start to pop.
Remove from heat.
Add the rest of the popcorn.
Return to heat.
Listen for the pops to slow down.
Remove from heat.
Add heaps of the salt we've been mining all these years and shake that shit up.
Enjoy.
This is almost exactly how we do ours here.
I use corn grown in the back yard. Instead of vegetable oil, I use coconut oil for the flavor. Plenty of butter and salt.