No, I haven’t but I couldn’t resist sharing this latest from Ben Garrison.

JOE: "Hey, Jack—this is Joe Biden"

ZELENSKY: "My name isn’t Jack—it’s Volodymyr!"

JOE: "How ’n the hell can I remember a name like that? Listen, I need a favor."

ZELENSKY: "OK, but it will cost you."

JOE: "Trump is giving his announcement speech tomorrow. We need a distraction. Why don’t you launch a missile over the Polish border and we’ll say Russia did it. That oughta do it."

ZELENSKY: "Sure, but it will cost you at least $37 billion in emergency aid."

JOE: "No problem…just make sure I get my 10 percent. Use that crypto token money laundering thingie for my kickback."

ZELENSKY: "I can’t–that FTX Ponzi scheme has completely collapsed. I can always buy a few paintings from Hunter…but first I must buy another chalet in Switzerland."

JOE: "OK, Corn Pop—just as long as you get Americans focussing on World War Three and not Trump!"

This conversation probably took place when Joe was absent from an important G7 dinner. The missile remains found near the Polish border indicate it was of Ukrainian origin—not Russian...

— Ben Garrison