For the last years my dogs have been inside dogs, and taken outside only on a lead.

It started fifteen years ago, when there were gangs poaching people's pets to fight them in other towns. One such dog belonging to a friend (an fully papered American Staffy) was rescued over a hundred miles away.

I was like nope, not having my dog outside. Since then we have had very happy dogs, stretched out on the bed, sleeping on their backs with their legs in the air.. A recent innovation was a crate - not to lock her up, but to give her a private place to chew toys. So, those terrorists would have to enter my house first, and guess what? We have wall-hangers that are functional.

Also, My family eat a mainly carnivore diet. NaahnahnaahnahNaahnha.