138 Canadian Life Alert Just Euthanizes You When You Push The Button (babylonbee.com) 🐴BEE SHITPOST 💩 posted 2 years ago by ashlanddog 2 years ago by ashlanddog +138 / -0 Canadian Life Alert Just Euthanizes You When You Push The Button OTTAWA — The Canadian Medical System has officially rolled out its own "Life Alert" which provides immediate, medically-assisted death to geriatric patients who push the button. 15 comments share 15 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Like the Futurama suicide booth.
...sadly true....