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posted ago by TurdFergueson2 ago by TurdFergueson2 +25 / -1

Katie Hobbs. An American Horror Story.

She grew up once, and then forgot all about that. Because something new came along. Socialism. And she loved it. Because it was new....(not) and shiny. And everybody wins in socialism!

But then the socialism wasn't enough, so Katie had to bump it up to 11 with mental weetoddation. Communism she cried! Such a victory for Democracy she claimed! Still unable to process the fact that rendering votes meaningless is the exact opposite of democracy. But that didn't matter to Katie!!!

The only thing that mattered to Katie, was a good old fashioned Commie Christmas!! So she threatened all who would oppose her "win" CERTIFY OR DIE!!! Katie Kontinued to Kry!! So praying to Satan Santa she made a witchy wish, and with every single bit of help from ALL MSM outlets on TV and internet. They successfully did not convince anybody who thinks with their brain that she won.

But did that matter to Katie, I THINK NOT!!! This was a win! And all the people love her because she said they have to! She will now walk the streets of joy in her new governed land!! People will throw money and candy and love letters to her as she walks down the streets of gold in her new governed land of AZ!!!

Katie Hobbs is a Priest! Katie Hobbs is Deserving!!!

Katie Fucking Hobbs is a Damned National Treasure!!!

And this was all completely fabricated and is filled to the brim with LIES!!! JUST LIKE KATIE FUCKING HOBBS!!!

Merry Christmas Tree.