Man douses himself in petrol and blows up car after driving into store
A former Microsoft technologist is behind bars after he plowed his car into a crowded Washington State supermarket on Friday night after alleging that he's being pursued by a murderous satanic cult.
OH, let me guess, now you're trying to say all those Q-fags were right about everything, huh? I'm getting my 12th booster today after my mandatory cardiogram. I don't have time for muh conspiracy theories.
Oh, you mean conspiracy fact?