NIGHT CREW: OK, let's talk Big Pharma "get laid on a date" strategies! Any bros wanna share your best date closing lines? Are you going with "I save people for a living," or does "SHH, DON'T TELL, BUT I'VE LITERALLY MURDERED MILLIONS OF PEOPLE?" What strategy works with ze ladies these days??
(media.greatawakening.win)
PHARMA CRIME SCENE
Here is my #1 get laid strategy. First I get obliviated drunk, then I ramble about how I authorize insane programs such as mutating viruses with the sole purpose of creating and selling vaccines. If all else fails, I grab their iPad and body slam it from the top ropes.