I hear you. I grew up in Virginia and moved down here a couple of years ago. First they took Virginia, now they're coming for NC, which is solidly purple thanks to Raleigh, Charlotte, Asheville, and a couple of other areas like Wilmington. Where I live is Trump country all the way, but the rest of NC has been invaded by northern liberal transplants. Even the coastal area where I live has a growing population of lefty New York retirees and hipsters who don't want to go as far south as Florida, and they shiver every time they see a Trump flag flying. If they don't like it, they should keep moving.

Dear Northerners and Californians: Nobody wants you. Stay in your self-created hell. (My apologies to Northern and Californian frens. I do love you.)