Eagles fans march on city after Super Bowl loss to Chiefs
Signs of unrest surfaced almost immediately after the loss - with fans already seen swarming City Hall and clashing with police that had been stationed throughout the city in case of such an outcome.
Meanwhile, the productive patriots won't even riot once they start implementing 15 minute cities and replace your cereal with dried cricket paste.
It's like "I do everything the authorities tell me to do, why aren't things getting better!"