Not really on topic but I was a lineman for many years and we would go out of town and work. When at the hotel I would go visit another lineman and crack a beer or two. When I would go to the bathroom I would unscrew the shower head and shove three or four beef bullion cubes up the pipe. Later when he took a shower brown weird tasting liquid would start flowing from the shower head. It is amazing how something can taste awful when you don’t know what it is and think it’s turd water. It’s a great practical joke.