“And with this handy dandy medical tracking bracelet we can now confirm/deny your symptoms! Nevermind that it just happens to be ready here just in time- you get to be the first to try it! Well yes, we do have to insert this wire into you- how do you think it works? Trust us! If our plans were nefarious how could so many good people in the medical community be in on it? You’re crazy to think that! But seriously if you want to be compensated let us put this bracelet on you. You know how citizens are, some folks are dishonest, you understand right? Good boy…”
“And with this handy dandy medical tracking bracelet we can now confirm/deny your symptoms! Nevermind that it just happens to be ready here just in time- you get to be the first to try it! Well yes, we do have to insert this wire into you- how do you think it works? Trust us! If our plans were nefarious how could so many good people in the medical community be in on it? You’re crazy to think that! But seriously if you want to be compensated let us put this bracelet on you. You know how citizens are, some folks are dishonest, you understand right? Good boy…”