So far I have:

1.Get booster shots and have a cardiac event

2.Look up local sex offenders and vote for them

3.It's women's history month. We could dress up in a vagina costume with dildo shoulder pads and "smash the fash"

4.We could groom my underage nephew to get on hormone blockers and cut his dick off.

Any other suggestions would be great. I really want to have a time to remember.