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Dipshit -7 points ago +2 / -9

I'm a Protestant, I don't ask Jesus to have mercy on me because "once saved always saved". I just accept Jesus Christ into my heart and tell everyone that I'm already a saint. I'll just be over here combing through my 66 book Bible to try to find verbatim "Divine Mercy Sunday" and I'll be thinking of new insults for the Mother of God. Divine Mercy Sunday is like a 2nd baptism?!? What? So baptisms save? Have you ever heard of the thief on the cross?!

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Dipshit 8 points ago +9 / -1

So what my brother in Christ is basically saying is that he is proud to be a Catholic. Me too brother John 6.

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Dipshit -16 points ago +3 / -19

Hey, buddy! That sounds like works to me! I live by faith alone. In fact I didn't even repent for my sins or say that prayer because it just feels a little to worksy like what those wafer eating rat bastard Catholics do. Stupid Catholics with their seven sacraments and 12% more Bible.

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Dipshit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Catholic?!? Watch how many down votes this gets.

"Immaculate Heart of Mary, pray for us now and at the hour of our death."

See? This board hates Catholics.

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Dipshit 1 point ago +1 / -0

A 16th century German Guy told me that the sacraments Christ set up was not important. So I just pray directly to God to forgive me.

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Dipshit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you everyone. You all have such good responses. Thanks speedy God! 😋

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Dipshit -3 points ago +3 / -6

Our devotion to Mary and the saints is widely criticized, but I think it is one of the most beautiful parts of Catholicism. St. Jude, pray for us and all that seek thine aide! 🙌

Plus Biden's DOJ and FBI are labeling Catholics as violent extremists, that's gotta tell you something.

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Dipshit 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just wanted to share that the opportunity fell right in my lap. It was quite incredible. I thank God for the opportunity to serve. I pray with confidence that He will give you all the grace you need during this time.

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Dipshit 18 points ago +18 / -0

I'm going to do an act of charity for someone less fortunate than me in his name.

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Dipshit 8 points ago +8 / -0

The best that nonbelievers can achieve is the occasional comfort in worldly pleasures and the hollow approval of people that don't give a shit about you.

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Dipshit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Isn't there something about names used in comms? We've got Judy Garland and Terry Martin.

What is that website that breaks down comms? I think it was something like decoding symboltry or something.

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Dipshit 2 points ago +2 / -0

There goes those Johnson boys again! Not caring about getting HIV and shit...

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Dipshit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha. You don't remember that quote from GEOTUS? "Only Rosie O'Donnell!"

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Dipshit 2 points ago +2 / -0

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes, blood coming out of her wherever. In my opinion, she was off base.

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Dipshit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Should be at the library, where they bury the lies.

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Dipshit 6 points ago +6 / -0

Pretty sure he said "I don't think he thood go to jail."

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Dipshit 3 points ago +3 / -0

I remember Don Jr wishing Eric a happy birthday and Eric sack tapped him. 😆😆

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Dipshit 2 points ago +3 / -1

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'War[E]fare' misspelling unintentional. On the move. Q

I guess there was a time that Q made a mistake, so possible.

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Dipshit 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have a good good friend that I take care of (he's a normie) he was telling me about the "horse dewormer" so anytime he'd ask for water, I'd say "don't you mean horse drink?!"

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