the evil pervert wasn’t wrong. I haven’t been sick for years but I did get a nasty splinter from a log I split. I should have worn gloves since I knew I was not experimentally treated. It was painful for a couple minutes until I dug it out. Put some horse paste on it then licked it clean. Everything is cool. No myocarditis or Bell’s palsy so far.
the evil pervert wasn’t wrong. I haven’t been sick for years but I did get a nasty splinter from a log I split. I should have worn gloves since I knew I was not experimentally treated. It was painful for a couple minutes until I dug it out. Put some horse paste on it then licked it clean. Everything is cool. No myocarditis or Bell’s palsy so far.
Goddamn it, now you're telling me I have to worry about splinters because I didn't get vaxxed?
Oh man will this horror ever end?
Not at all. I’ll wear my gloves so you and your grandma can be safe. Trust the science.