IMAGINE you want low-info fuckwits gone from your WIN. Sure, a "flat earth" post could work, but, asking "WHAT HAPPENED TO DURHAM?" works like magic! See how useless this entire comment thread is? Zero nutritonal value! THANK YOU to all our high-effort, high-info posters for making GAW so special! ❤
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Yeah, but the moon is flat. ~{°¡°}~
(I couldn't resist.)
Well, wait. As you may know, I hate flat earthers with a passion. But last night I realized that the moon is flat, and I'm not sure what to do. Technically, the moon is indeed flat, the way you might say that "This cider is flat", where 'flat' means depleted of CO2 aka non-carbonated. AFAIK, the moon has no atmosphere (hey, I'm not talking from first hand experience here, so who really knows?), and thus, has no CO2, and is thus therefore provably and scientifically not carbonated. Unlike my cider, which isn't flat. It's quite bubbly, infact. Mmmm. Cider. 😎👌