Proposal:

NPR, we at GAW pledge to you that we will donate $10 each if you do an entire 2 day segment focused solely on the accomplishments of President GEOTUS Donald John Trump and his administration. While we realize it’s not possible to fit all of his Presidential accomplishments into 2 days, we feel you can at least make a good dent.

During this 2 day segment you are not allowed to:

• say anything negative about Donald Trump, his administration, his supporters. In fact, do not say anything negative at all.
• interview known adversaries or air anything negative an interviewee says with respect to that rule which you can find above this one.
• present this 2 day segment as satire.

While we understand you all have fundamental differences with Trump and his followers, we feel that you all are professional and talented enough to pull this off. Take our money!