Upon the Titanic Altar of Celestial Eons, In the Churning Maelstrom of Primordial Chaos, the Doomers Stand Unwavering, Defiantly Grasping the All-Consuming Flames of Their Self-Wrought Apocalypse... As They Transcend Mortal Bounds to Confront the Inevitable Destiny of Their Own Cosmic Obliteration!
(media.greatawakening.win)
WE ARE THE DOOOOM!
Greetings, fellow Patriots, Anons and seekers of The Great Awakening!
Prepare yourselves for a journey of unparalleled proportions, as we venture into the boundless abyss of this thread, where Doomers - those souls who hold steadfastly to their cataclysmic visions of impending darkness - shall gather and reign supreme!
For those whose emotions may surge like a supernova, we've prepared a veritable menagerie of adorable puppies, kittens, and other heartwarming creatures to soothe your spirits. Should the tide of emotions threaten to overwhelm you, do not hesitate to partake in the virtual tissues provided, as well as our patented virtual Emotional Petting Zoo, where sorrow melts away beneath the tender caress of cosmic cuteness!
So gather 'round, oh Doomers and mirthful mortals alike! Embrace the ephemeral splendor of this lighthearted thread, and let laughter be the balm that heals our fractured cosmos!
(TL;DR - This is a thread for Doomers to get their Doom on . . . again.)
This is what I call a POST!!!!!