Parody of Biden's "Well, son of a bitch" speech at the CFR in regards to the firing of Shokin, the Ukrainian prosecutor investigating Burisma

"I had gotten,” he added, “a commitment from [Governor of the US Virgin Islands] Albert Bryan Jr. and from [non-voting delegate to the US House of Representatives from the US Virgin Islands] Stacey Plaskett that they would take action against [USVI Attorney General] Denise George. And they didn’t. So they said they had — they were walking out to a press conference after George sued the estate of Jeffrey Epstein for $105 million. I said, nah, I’m not going to — or, we’re not going to give you the billion dollars. They said, ‘you have no authority. You’re not the president.’”

“I said — I said, I'm Dark Brandon” Mr. Biden replied, evoking laughter.

“I said, ‘I’m telling you, you’re not getting the billion dollars.’ I said, ‘You’re not getting the billion. I’m going to be leaving here in,’ I think it was about six hours. I looked at them and said: ‘I’m leaving in six hours. If the Attorney General is not fired, you’re not getting the money.’ Well, son of a bitch. [Laughter.] She got fired. And they put in place someone [Assistant Attorney General Carol Thomas-Jacobs] who was solid at the time.”

https://apnews.com/article/us-virgin-islands-jeffrey-epstein-new-york-city-legal-proceedings-business-7558ab3f600238b3534751848128ca3c

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