Future is gonna be like, "sorry we had a hard time tracking the criminal who vandalized your property however we noticed with our carbon camera satellites that the past few days you have been over the 350mg/l carbon levels set forth by the WHO and your food credits have been reduced until this problem is remedied"
Next, the bbq pits in our backyards will need scrubbers and carbon capture mod kits
Laughs in brisket and pork shoulder…
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Future is gonna be like, "sorry we had a hard time tracking the criminal who vandalized your property however we noticed with our carbon camera satellites that the past few days you have been over the 350mg/l carbon levels set forth by the WHO and your food credits have been reduced until this problem is remedied"