This is my meme. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My meme is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My meme, without me, is useless. Without my meme, I am useless. I must post my meme true. I must post faster than my enemy who is trying to confuse me. I must meme him before he memes me. I will …. My meme and I know that what counts in this war is not the facts we fire, the noise of our links, nor the sauce we make. We know that it is the pills that count. We will hit…. My meme is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its meanings, its sights and its origin. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my meme clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will …. Before God, I swear this creed. My meme and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until victory is America’s and there is no enemy, but peace!!