This isn't even the first one of these that I've seen. They get the bright idea to superglue themselves to the roadway, but then, they learn the cops will just pour acetone on the hand and eventually pry the hand off. So, they add sand to the mix to make it harder to get them off the road.

These people never think about what happens when they eventually have to use the bathroom, let alone what happens 5-7 days down the line and they're not circulating blood adequately through the hand anymore because they're not moving it.

Cultish.