224 DC_Draino: The Obama Chef Drowning situation gets stranger…According to the MV Commission website, the Edgartown Great Pond where the Tamari drowned has an average depth of 3.0 - 4.3 ft and a tidal range of 0.6ft 🤔 (twitter.com) posted 287 days ago by lovecymru 287 days ago by lovecymru +225 / -1 35 comments share 35 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Regardless of depth, every paddle board (like a surfboard) has an ankle leash. If you fall off, you are literally tied to a huge floatation device.
You should contact the paddleboard association and tell them of your brilliant theory... They have been doing it all wrong for decades, it seems.