I went to dinner tonight at a local restaurant. I noticed the TV right in front of us, which usually has sports on it, had the Criminal News Network on it. I finally had to ask our server, a lovely young woman, to change it. Here is the exchange:

"Could you please change the TV?" "Oh, you don't want news?" "No, actually, I don't want to watch CNN!" (mind you, the sound was off) "Oh, I don't like it either. It's fake news, right? That's what my Dad says!" "You and your Dad are absolutely right! I like your Dad!" (fist bump!) She ended up changing it to the SF/Phillies game!

I was then able to enjoy my dinner and adult beverage!