My neighbour had a heart attack after the second shot
🏡 Local WIN 🏘️
A couple of years ago, my expat neighbours sold up and returned to England. Today they returned to Greece for a holiday and came to visit me.
"You were right about the vaccine," said Dave.
Me: "Uh, sorry, what?"
"A couple of years ago you told me to avoid it at all costs."
"Oh, I don't recall, sorry. I tell everyone that."
"Well you were right. The day after the second shot, I awoke in hospital, not knowing where I was or what happened. It turned out that I'd had a heart attack!"
OP: "My neighbour had a heart attack"
OP scratches beard: "This calls for a LOCAL WIN flare".
Well done, kek'd my pants.
Well, he was local when he lived next door and I couldn't find a more suitable flare. I was looking for "Awakening".