Philadelphia Shoe Stores, Liquor Stores, Electronics Stores Looted By Starving People Desperately Looking For Bread
PHILADELPHIA, PA — According to sources, the city of Philadelphia is being plagued by looters stealing from liquor stores, electronics stores, and shoe stores. Reports indicate the looters are noble impoverished people just trying to find bread to feed the...
just think if they eat a tennis shoe they can eat and floss at the same time double win....
...they need a steel-toed Red Wing fed into the ne're regions of their anatomy...
It's soul food.
Maybe they got confused when they heard the shoe store had loaf-ers.