100 Philadelphia Shoe Stores, Liquor Stores, Electronics Stores Looted By Starving People Desperately Looking For Bread (babylonbee.com) posted 1 year ago by ashlanddog 1 year ago by ashlanddog +100 / -0 Philadelphia Shoe Stores, Liquor Stores, Electronics Stores Looted By Starving People Desperately Looking For Bread PHILADELPHIA, PA — According to sources, the city of Philadelphia is being plagued by looters stealing from liquor stores, electronics stores, and shoe stores. Reports indicate the looters are noble impoverished people just trying to find bread to feed the... 19 comments share 19 comments share save hide report block hide replies
just think if they eat a tennis shoe they can eat and floss at the same time double win....
...they need a steel-toed Red Wing fed into the ne're regions of their anatomy...
It's soul food.
Maybe they got confused when they heard the shoe store had loaf-ers.