I never even bother with anyone posing as the Savior, either personally or through any kind of AI, chat bot, app, or whatever else. I advise the same for anyone and everyone.

Oh, yeah, I'm Jesus:

• Don't worry about the scriptures, they're racist and sexist.

• I personally handed out copies of the complete Bible to my disciples after I was resurrected. I wrote it all myself, and it doesn't matter what version or language it's in.

• Don't worry about priesthood or authority. When I said I have one Church and one baptism, I meant it in the most open and disorganized way you can picture.

• It really doesn't matter what church you go to, they're all about me. Except for Mormons/Jehovah's Witnesses/Seventh Day Adventists, they don't count. Anyone else is fine.

• I'm love, just love others and you're good.

• Don't ever negatively judge anything someone else does as bad. That might make them feel bad and making others feel bad isn't love.

• I love you just the way you are. Don't stress over improving yourself too much; don't bother taking up a cross.