Jill Biden WAS NOT there. Why are they reporting that she was?

And, why wasn't she? What an embarrassment Stumbly, Stiff Dementia Joe was. He acted like he had never done this before.

Besides his stiff gait, his abnormally held fingers always look like he is wearing prostheses. He often holds his arms in a bent posture with his elbows against his waist and his weirdly curved thumbs pointing up and his hands flat and sharp like he is going to do a karate chop. When his hands aren't in the karate chop position, they are on his pants or out in front of him like he is carrying a TV tray, making him look like a defective robot or a coat rack.

Gah. Democrat voters! This is your fault!