Or, perhaps the "turbo-cancer" stories are cover for this lab leak. Maybe there is no such thing as a "turbo-cancer," only an old cancer causing virus(es?) that have been lost from labs, many years prior.

Maybe they've been blowing smoke up our asses about the real causes of cancer for decades. I wouldn't put a vast coverup conspiracy of that magnitude past the wicked bastards who infest the medical industry, and their secret society handlers.