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Like the story about the guy stranded in his flooded house. A big truck is sent to rescue him and he says no thanks God/Jesus will save me. A boat is sent to rescue him and he says no thanks God/Jesus will save me. Then he’s on his roof and a helicopter is sent to rescue him and he says no thanks God/Jesus will save me.
The dude drowns and is at the gates. St Peter greets him and says why did you dismiss all of those rescue attempts...the guy says he was waiting for God/Jesus to save him.
St Peter looks at the guy shakes his head and says, who do you think sent all of them?
Or something like that. Jist provided.
Thanks. Paraphrased and plagiarized from somewhere but perfect for the work of President Trump.