From my Grandad-

• I never forget a face, but a name I can’t remember

-Faster then a cat with its tail up and tongue out

-Wetter than a drowned rat

-She is not as big as a bar of soup after a week’s walking

-Don’t be a dummy there’s nothing like experience

• if you want to make an omelet, you have to crack some eggs

• There is only one way to square a circle- run a 2x4 up a bulls ass

• I think you are a half bubble off plumb

• I told my dad to quit raising hell and he called me a quitter

• When I am right nobody remembers when I’m wrong nobody forgets

….and my favorite, Makes no difference how much you shake it (🍆) the last drop always go down your leg.

Have 10 pages of them that he wrote down for the Grankids before he passed!