CNN: "BREAKING NEWS! Unnamed sources in the know are reporting that the 17,852 invalid ballots were all cast for Trump, meaning the Big Orange Cheeto actually lost the state by an even bigger margin! Don't worry, everything is fine! Biden is your president and your democracy is safe from the Evil Orange Cheeto!"
CNN: "BREAKING NEWS! Unnamed sources in the know are reporting that the 17,852 invalid ballots were all cast for Trump, meaning the Big Orange Cheeto actually lost the state by an even bigger margin! Don't worry, everything is fine! Biden is your president and your democracy is safe from the Evil Orange Cheeto!"