Do you honestly think Donovan Mitchell was flying to Epstein Island to rape children when he was in elementary/junior high school instead of following his dad around Mets stadium taking batting practice with MLB players and getting autographs?

Or maybe you think Rudy Gobert was flying to Epstein Island and raping kids instead of playing with the French National basketball team as a teenager.

It's pretty obvious the list is bullshit if you pull your head out of your ass long enough to actually look beyond the names of your favorite Demonrat politicians.