Everyone, everywhere should start wearing a parachute at all times. The parachute can be used in the event that if you are on a yet to be invented plane, and that never seen before plane is involved in a mid air bird-strike collision with a very small bird, then luckily for you, you can parachute to the ground safely.
Oh and we haven't identified the bird either but it's larger than a hummingbird and smaller than a bluebird and we know enough about it to waste millions on tabletop scenarios but that's about it
WHO logic:
Everyone, everywhere should start wearing a parachute at all times. The parachute can be used in the event that if you are on a yet to be invented plane, and that never seen before plane is involved in a mid air bird-strike collision with a very small bird, then luckily for you, you can parachute to the ground safely.
Oh and we haven't identified the bird either but it's larger than a hummingbird and smaller than a bluebird and we know enough about it to waste millions on tabletop scenarios but that's about it
and don't worry, using a parachute is super easy