Bono went full Couric. Never go full Couric. He doesnt have the record, he IS the record.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhGp6BYNY-Q

From South Park episode titled 'More Crap'. Take the bitty Bono. Yes, Bono likes the bitty. Hahaahaha Perhaps the funniest and on the mark episode ever. Also I love how they get in a shot at Katie Couric. Shes that really smelly dump that you try to cover with floral spray but fail. All you have created is a noxious but sickly sweet assault on the sense of smell.

Summary:

When Randy Marsh took the "world's biggest crap", the European Fecal Standards and Measurements Board revealed that Bono was the previous holder of the record. Furious at someone beating him and making him "number 2", he proceeds to take a massive crap of his own, beating out Randy.

When Stan begins investigating Bono's odd behavior, it is revealed that Bono did not take the world's biggest crap, but actually is the world's biggest crap, once taken by a ranking member of the EFSMB. He was transformed from crap into a human being when the board member fed him breast milk from his own chest. This explained why he could do so much good and accomplish so many great things, and still appear to be a piece of crap.