Wonder how many of those little kids' pants he got into.
"Oh, are your undies green, too? Lemme see! Lemme seeeeee! Ohhh, those are CUTE! You're one sexy kid, you know that? Lemme just FEEL you a little...Now, don't tell your mom I poked you in the pooper, OK? Oops—did I say that out loud?"
Wonder how many of those little kids' pants he got into.
"Oh, are your undies green, too? Lemme see! Lemme seeeeee! Ohhh, those are CUTE! You're one sexy kid, you know that? Lemme just FEEL you a little...Now, don't tell your mom I poked you in the pooper, OK? Oops—did I say that out loud?"
You forgot don’t tell your parents
Hung over?
;)