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CQVFEFE 2 points ago +2 / -0

So many democrat scandals are already so many millions of times worse than "Watergate" that it's nearly pointless to continue using it as a benchmark...although the -gate ending to denote scandal is now firmly a part of the English lexicon and probably always will be.

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CQVFEFE 5 points ago +5 / -0

The funniest thing is/will be the howlingly ridiculous cover-up stories the press will invent, thinking people are stupid enough to buy them (they are, by the billions)

Already saw the "Ford has a recall for the battery" one - that fucking vehicle is MELTED. A car battery only has so much juice, idiots

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CQVFEFE 4 points ago +4 / -0

How do you know someone's an engineer? Don't worry they'll tell you.

True. Also:

How do you know someone's a lawyer? Don't worry they'll tell you.

How do you know someone's a teacher? Don't worry they'll tell you.

How do you know someone's a parent or grandparent? Don't worry they'll tell you.

This works on a number of levels

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CQVFEFE 6 points ago +7 / -1

All my predictions are always wrong. So here's another:

Nothing will happen.

(See what I did there? :)

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CQVFEFE 1 point ago +1 / -0

Richtig? Ja, I took a semester of it for fun and to balance out the science curriculum at the time...used the German homework as 'dessert' for doing the heavy stuff :p Three words for 'the' is too many

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CQVFEFE 2 points ago +2 / -0

OK, well, courts are hopelessly corrupt and not going to do anything

so it looks like we lose this country

I miss WinsAnon, because it sure doesn't feel like winning at this point, feels exactly like America circling the drain, every day a new jaw-dropping horror from the ones we've given our power away to

Now what? We have it all, you have more than you know, we caught them all

so now what

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CQVFEFE 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes because if we didn't use friendly first names and catchy nicknames for mass-murdering fascist dictators, that would suck

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CQVFEFE 1 point ago +2 / -1

smoke out all the actual white supremacists and right wing radicals

I wouldn't think it'd be that hard to smoke out all 12 of them.

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CQVFEFE 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wonder if God ever thinks "Me dammit—2000 years later, and these idiots still just don't get it. I should've just made the planet with the animals, plants, and lower life forms, skipped the whole 'talking primate' thing, and quit while I was ahead."

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CQVFEFE 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is fun

We had threads about What do you think he will announce

Now we have What do you think he could have announced

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CQVFEFE 14 points ago +14 / -0

Just defy that illegal order.

The civil disobedience has got to start somewhere, sometime. JFC people wake the fuck up

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CQVFEFE 5 points ago +5 / -0

"FOLLOWING"

the word has multiple meanings

If I monitor the speech and behavior of someone, that isn't necessarily "following" them

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CQVFEFE 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes but...why?

"Speak" is -ea-. The verb is generally the most important word in any sentence. So why doesn't the noun form mirror the verb spelling, as "speach"?

Crap in English That Makes No Sense, No. 247

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