Don't Ever Voluntarily Talk To The FBI. Ever. Make Them Get A Warrant. Period.
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Famous Last Words:
"I don't have anything to hide. I've done nothing wrong. Because I'm innocent, no reason I shouldn't sit down and help the FBI close this little matter they're so concerned about!"
Clearly they will cobble together something....
Like you remove the kickstand from a bicycle without informing the manufacturer so that they could reduce their insurance premiums because you voided the warranty and therefore you committed insurance fraud.
LOL, sir can I see your pillows? Why? I need to see if the tags are still there.
Is that a tear in your mattress tag?
I am going to have to bring you in for attempted tag removal!
Backup! Send swat!
KEK