Mike Johnson Unzips Skinsuit Revealing He Was Kevin McCarthy All Along
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a shocking development amid the uproar over whether congressional Republicans will seek to oust yet another Speaker of the House, current leader Mike Johnson unzipped a skinsuit to reveal he was Kevin McCarthy all along.
Surely at this point we can cut it out with the "Johnson is actually our guy" stuff, right?
When someone keeps telling -- and showing -- you who they are, surely eventually you have to accept it.
The only way Johnson isn't a traitor is if MTG's amendment to use all the Ukraine money to rebuild the US passes, and Mike planned on that happening.
But I doubt that will happen. I'm so disappointed in Mike.
MTG backed down on ousting Mike Johnson until she "hears from constituents", apparently.
...to do so would be a river in Egypt...
...doggy winks...
Playing a part.
...kayfabe...