47 I found a story about a rich guy that actually got eaten by cannibals. A Rockefeller, for starters. (nypost.com) posted 214 days ago by Kekshot 214 days ago by Kekshot +48 / -1 How a young Rockefeller died at the hands of cannibals Nov. 19, 1961: Two young men drift on an overturned catamaran along the coast of southwest New Guinea. Twenty-four hours have passed since their motor died. One of the men, Michael Rockefeller, 23,… 11 comments share 11 comments share save hide report block hide replies
The guy survives his boat sinking out in the middle of nowhere, swims 12 miles to get to land. And as soon as he steps on it he's speared and eaten. Only Wile E. Coyote has worse luck.