54 'Why Would I Get My Wife A Mother's Day Gift, She's Not My Mom,' Says Dead Man (babylonbee.com) posted 187 days ago by ashlanddog 187 days ago by ashlanddog +54 / -0 'Why Would I Get My Wife A Mother's Day Gift, She's Not My Mom,' Says Dead Man BEAUFORT, SC — Local soon-to-be-deceased man Cade Rollins asked a friend today why on earth he should buy his wife a Mother's Day present when she isn't his mom. 31 comments share 31 comments share save hide report block hide replies
...all "holidays" are "fake" except for Resurrection Sunday and the Fourth Of July...
...doggy winks...
...Fixed it...
...we need all the help we can get...