54 'Why Would I Get My Wife A Mother's Day Gift, She's Not My Mom,' Says Dead Man (babylonbee.com) posted 187 days ago by ashlanddog 187 days ago by ashlanddog +54 / -0 'Why Would I Get My Wife A Mother's Day Gift, She's Not My Mom,' Says Dead Man BEAUFORT, SC — Local soon-to-be-deceased man Cade Rollins asked a friend today why on earth he should buy his wife a Mother's Day present when she isn't his mom. 31 comments share 31 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Please look up Anna Jarvis, the anti-war origins of Mother's Day, and the anti-commercialization stance on the holiday.
Enjoy a church service, carnation and a home cooked meal.