Well, let me tell ya 'bout them itchy worms in my rear, it's a tale that'll make ya laugh and cheer. They squirm and they wiggle, causin' quite a fuss, but I found a remedy that's a real plus.
Now, down in the Midwest, where the cornfields grow, I discovered a secret that you oughta know. Garlic suppositories, oh they do the trick, those itchy worms, they better hit the road real quick.
I used to squirm and scratch, couldn't sit still, but now I'm dancin' 'round with a mighty thrill. Them itchy worms, they don't stand a chance, 'cause garlic suppositories got 'em in a trance.
So if you're feelin' that itch, don't you fret, just grab some garlic and don't you forget. Pop 'em in your rear, let the magic begin, them itchy worms will be gone with a grin.
In the Midwest, we know how to have a laugh, even when it comes to worms in our behalf. So sing along with me, let's have some fun, 'bout them itchy worms and garlic suppositories, hun!
Well, let me tell ya 'bout them itchy worms in my rear, it's a tale that'll make ya laugh and cheer. They squirm and they wiggle, causin' quite a fuss, but I found a remedy that's a real plus.
Now, down in the Midwest, where the cornfields grow, I discovered a secret that you oughta know. Garlic suppositories, oh they do the trick, those itchy worms, they better hit the road real quick.
I used to squirm and scratch, couldn't sit still, but now I'm dancin' 'round with a mighty thrill. Them itchy worms, they don't stand a chance, 'cause garlic suppositories got 'em in a trance.
So if you're feelin' that itch, don't you fret, just grab some garlic and don't you forget. Pop 'em in your rear, let the magic begin, them itchy worms will be gone with a grin.
In the Midwest, we know how to have a laugh, even when it comes to worms in our behalf. So sing along with me, let's have some fun, 'bout them itchy worms and garlic suppositories, hun!
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