Goodbye Swiss Army Knife, hello machetes and Samurai swords
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I did not have fake and gay Swiss army knives on my bingo card.....
Here in the free state of Oklahoma I can carry a switchblade or a gun with no paper.
...doggy winks...
What about a Swiss Army Machete? I think that would be awesome.
...where do I pick mine up?
My husband just bought me a Swiss Army Knife. He has a machete, but no Samurai swords yet.
...give him time...
...doggy winks...
Why would anyone buy a 'knife' with no blade? I predict go woke, go broke.
...I believe this only applies to Great Britain...
Long ago a Swiss Army Vet in Zurich explained that red handled knives like I had, are for officers only. The infantry are issued a metal handled knife with two good blades and a great beer opener. I've lost four knives to airport security since 9/11. I forget, then I go buy another one. When I was growing up it was expected you had it and you kept it sharp. It's like having your keys and wallet. Pocket knives have only been a problem since 9/11. They used to keep it for you on airplanes if you forgot to check it, and then give it back. (Oh right I forgot, them did all that hijacking with box cutters.) It ought to be in the constitution, pocket knives for guys at least.
...I feel your pain...
I have a samurai sword 2 actually an elegant weapon cant wait til they let out some of the hidden technology and i can get a light sabre lol
...doggy smiles...
...your light saber will be in the trunk of your flying car when it is delivered...