Merrick Garland Threatens To Arrest Anyone Who Says His DOJ Is Corrupt
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As accusations continue to mount regarding the impartiality of the American justice system, U.S. Attorney General Merrick Garland threatened to arrest anyone who said his Department of Justice was corrupt.
Sounds like something he would say, actually.
...absolutely...
..."the beatings will continue until morale improves"...
...howls...
Of course I'm serious!
And stop calling me Shirley.
...doggy winks...